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by Aardvark
Tue May 21, 2019 8:41 am
Forum: The Café
Topic: Iran is next in the queue.
Replies: 6
Views: 109

Iran is next in the queue.

Things appear to be ramping up. Uk getting ready to join the US "strike force". Why oh why does the UK have to support the US regime change hit list every time? I forget the exact number of countries remaining on the list but it must be somewhere near the end. What list, you ask? An ex high ranking ...
by Aardvark
Tue May 21, 2019 8:11 am
Forum: The Café
Topic: What are you doing today?
Replies: 1925
Views: 46422

Re: What are you doing today?

We've finally got a RDV at the tax office this morning as I can't make head nor tails of the online system.
by Aardvark
Mon May 20, 2019 7:05 pm
Forum: The Café
Topic: Farage does not even have to pay for a milk shake
Replies: 54
Views: 492

Re: Farage does not even have to pay for a milk shake

Spotty wrote:
Mon May 20, 2019 6:53 pm
I thought throwing shit at each other to decide who's in charge was a thing of the past
Wait 'till the Maybot leaves. You ain't seen nuthin' yet.
by Aardvark
Mon May 20, 2019 7:02 pm
Forum: The Café
Topic: Waving what?
Replies: 11
Views: 212

Re: Waving what?

Let's get serious, folks. Working on a building site in London, my employer took me for lunch.
A pretty seedy east end pub with a stripper to entertain the punters. I swear, she was wearing nipple tassels and got them contra-rotating! :shock: Life changing experience for me.
by Aardvark
Mon May 20, 2019 6:36 pm
Forum: The Café
Topic: What made you laugh today?
Replies: 315
Views: 10335

Re: What made you laugh today?

I hope the patriot that threw the drink at him doesn't get too much hassle from the fuzz.
by Aardvark
Mon May 20, 2019 4:21 pm
Forum: The Café
Topic: Waving what?
Replies: 11
Views: 212

Re: Waving what?

Flap fluttering. 8-)
by Aardvark
Sun May 19, 2019 6:33 pm
Forum: The Café
Topic: What made you laugh today?
Replies: 315
Views: 10335

Re: What made you laugh today?

Been to a vide grenier, as it is Sunday and there's nothing else open. Laughed out loud when OH spotted someone flogging small jars of English mustard for €2.50 a pop. :lol:
by Aardvark
Sun May 19, 2019 6:30 pm
Forum: Owning a vehicle and driving in France
Topic: 80 kph....Well that did not last long
Replies: 45
Views: 919

Re: 80 kph....Well that did not last long

Did you know that Bretagne has the worst mortality rates than any other part of France. Why is that then ? And why is it such a hotspot for Brits if it is so dangerous ? If that is indeed true, it will be because the Bretons haven't taken in the fact that being rat arsed makes them unfit to drive. ...
by Aardvark
Sun May 19, 2019 6:18 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: How can anyone explaine this sort of behaviour?
Replies: 21
Views: 391

Re: How can anyone explaine this sort of behaviour?

Apart from the two little sods that are systematically destroying a bit of woodland that adjoins my plot while their mother pickles herself with strong lager indoors. :evil: